Posts Tagged ‘stock seat’
Ass Porn (Hope That’s Ok With You)
Yes, ladies and germs, I present ASS PORN.
Why is it “porn,” you ask? Because there is such a selfish vibe, a predominant me-me-me about all of this, that it is akin to prostitution: receiving what you want with the least amount of effort. And since I’m sharing it with you all, the exhibitionism makes it pornographic. I hope that makes sense.
And why “ASS porn?” Because, ladies and germs, when you see what I’ve done here, the permanent cushion upon which you rest even now as you read, that sweet, mellon-shaped keister, that butterty buttocks, that amazing fat puddle you call your ass, will simply cry out in rapture at what has been wrought today.
I bought the Road Zeppelin seat for my bike.
And the Tao says,
When people see some things as beautiful,
other things become ugly.
And so it is.
Installation took me 30 minutes. Here’s why: there are too many goddam wires. The first wire under the seat I found was a two-prong female clip. Wrong! Then I removed the side cover and found 2 6-prong female clips: gray and black. Which one is correct? NEITHER. Those were the O2 sensors I tucked next to the ABS module after installing the Power Commander V.
Derrrrrrrrr under the nest of wires in front of the battery, there’s 1 accessory plug. If you want anything additional, like a heated whatever, you need to buy a Y-cable. You only get 1 for free. I went with the Road Zeppelin.
WHAT’S SO GREAT ABOUT A ROAD ZEPPELIN??
I could explain it but, again with the ancient wisdom, I will direct you to some photos. I sign off saying, if I treated my brain as well as I’m treating my ass, I would be a doctor right now. Go USA.
Hey, watch this:
And the money shots!
I won’t do a formal review on the seat since it’s a seat, and my ass is different from your ass, and so forth … but I will mention any problems that come up, if any.
Note: I bought this seat online. I found a guy in the midwest (Surdyke) selling for 20% lower than Harley’s MSRP.
Answers to Common Questions: 2010 FLHRC
What’s special about a Harley?
This can, and has, been addressed countless times in the last 80 years or so. In short, it’s a brand that represents the United States of America, folding in all the good (“freedom,” that elusive/illusory/lucid bird) and bad (AMF:motorcycles :: Inflation/War : U.S. lifestyles … more or less).
Doncha have to be over 50 to ride a touring bike?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
What are the differences between a 2009 and 2010 Road King Classic?
There are 3 significant ones.
1. The 2010 has a catalytic converter. The cat SUCKS – it makes the pipes warmer (it collects the exhaust and “processes” it, but does it slower than the exhaust flows so it builds up and creates excessive heat. The cat also robs you of that delicious Harley sound you want so badly.
I hear you can drill it out, but that’s a violation of something. On the practical side of things, it’s unlikely anyone will ever give a damn or notice. No one expects a Harley to run around neutered.
You can also swap the pipes out – not slip-ons, but a full system. These are usually six bills to a grand, depending on what you want. True duals are the real deal, but you can get a 2-into-1 system for better performance and a whole lotta ugly. IMHO, of course…
2. Helical cut 5th gear. You know how when you downshift to first when coming to a light, or when pulling away you rev 1st too high – and 1st gear whines? That’s a straight-cut gear. It’s stronger, but it’s noisy. The rest of the gears were helical cut to ride more smoothly (sound & performance), except for 5th — up until now. 5th gear was the “top” gear for a while, and so it’d have to put up with lugging when people were too lazy to downshift and with revving when people had no where to shift and needed more horsepower. We’ve sorted that out with a 6th gear now, but the MoCo didn’t switch the construction of the 5th gear when adding the 6th gear because that would have been a much more complicated design issue. They took their time with it, and now we have it.
I can’t say when touring bikes got a 6th gear tranny.
3. Cost – MSRP for a Road King is $17k, and MSRP for a Road King Classic is $18k. Typically, you should expect to haggle about $1k off. ABS is $845 for the 2010 models, up from $835 for 2009 models.
OTHER Differences between FLHR and FLHRC (“Classic” vs Standard Road King) – The biggest difference is the saddlebags. The classic has them as plastic units upholstered in leather, then worked and tooled and badged with leather fasteners over plastic fasteners. The standard Road King has, I believe, metal saddlebags with nice latches.
Other differences include:
- The wheels – Classic’s front wheel is 16″ instead of 17″, and they’re spoked and whitewalled instead of whatever’s on the standard
- The sexiness
- The Classic has cruise control stock, the standard Road King has it as an option (more $)
- The seats are different, but they’re stock seats so it’s up to you which is better
Last up (for now – and hopefully I remember to edit this rather than post a follow-up if I think of more additions…):
Is the Stage II 103 ci kit worth it?
WORTH EVERY PENNY!!! Read the entries herein with “Stage II” tags and you’ll get the picture.